awkwardvagina:

popcorn? no thanks i only eat heavymetalcorn

(Source: awkwardvagina)

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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(Source: twitter.com)

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

androidscoot:

pr3t3nt10us:

things tumblr needs:

  • an option to lock the source, so that no one can change it and steal text posts
  • an option to force someone to answer an ask privately when you send it
  • hide posts if you’ve already reblogged them
  • searching multiple tags

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  • fix the friggin video player
  • notify when someone answers your ask
  • get babblr to work

(Source: notpetewentz)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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