trollfacemommy:

snozzberryjam:

How to make a glitter bomb/ Be a total asshole.

1) Cut strips of tissue paper approx 8 inches long and 3-4 inches wide.

2) Carefully glue down the side, leaving the top 1/4 glue free.

3) Fold the bottom up to form a pouch, leaving the top 1/4 to fold over later.

4) Put them on a wire rack to dry. 

5) Get your glitter together. I used different kinds. Make sure to find some super fine extra sparkly shit so it gets everywhere and is a real pain in the ass to clean up. 

6) Spoon a couple teaspoons into the little pouches of tissue. Resist the urge to add too much! It will just make it hard to close the card later.

7) Carefully put a little glue on the top edge and fold over the flap, making sure to seal it well. 

8) Let dry for a bit. Trim excess if needed. 

9) Brush on some glue to the inside of your card roughly the size of your bomb. Stick a bomb to it.

10) Put a little more glue on the top of the bomb and close the card so it is stuck together. 

11) Mail to friends! 

12) Wait for the curses and threats to arrive! 

my fav

I usually just sprinkle it in the card.

Fucking genius. 

i love this woman

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gossipseer:

witchlingfumbles:

soufflenatural:

ukulelerave:

such a needed campaign. i wish they’d have included native americans as well, though, as cultural appropriation of them in costumes is just as awfully common.

It’s that time of year again when these go around. And I will keep reblogging them. And if I see the joke ones I am likely to rip them apart with prejudice.

I will reblog this every year and unfollow anyone who posts joke fandom spinoffs of this very serious and important commentary.

teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

"People have only as much liberty as they have the intelligence to want and the courage to take."

Emma Goldman (via outdoor-anarchy)

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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ray-darr:

dicktouching:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.

This is art.

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egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

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there is no picture

i have no life

louisloveszayn:

"can i use your phone for a sec?"

"yeah hold on"

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